Total Medals Earned: 49 (From 16 different games.) Total Medal Score: 535 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Big round of applause!
Medals Earned: 5/8 (30/90 points)
first time calculating
0/0
what is 9 plus 10
calculate 5 times
find the cupan
calculate 10 times
r u ok
get random cantaloupe result
Medals Earned: 6/13 (45/445 points)
Clear Wave 1
Clear Wave 2
Clear Wave 3
Clear Wave 4
Clear Wave 5
Clear Wave 6
Clear Wave 7
Clear Wave 8
Clear Wave 9
Clear Wave 10
Clear Wave 11
Clear Wave 12
Clear Wave 13
Medals Earned: 6/50 (30/500 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (125/340 points)
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 2/19 (15/485 points)
Reach Layer 15
Lick the Jawbreaker Completely
Reach Layer 14
Reach Layer 13
Reach Layer 12
Reach Layer 11
Reach Layer 10
Reach Layer 9
Reach Layer 8
Reach Layer 7
Reach Layer 6
Reach Layer 5
Reach Layer 4
Reach Layer 3
Reach Layer 2
Reach Layer 1
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/15 points)
...or pigs... or whatever you have.
Launch a blue shell.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/165 points)
Collect 100 Milk
Buy one of the upgrades from the shop
Collect 1,000 Milk
Buy x12 Clicks from the shop
Collect 10,000 Milk
Medals Earned: 1/24 (5/390 points)
You made Pico, congrats!
Pairs well with Girlfriend (or Pico)
*tank not included
All fired up and ready to rock
Snake? SNAKE! SNAAAAKE!!!
Always ready for the next mission from the Chief
No, it's not the "loss" guy
Pairs well with Boyfriend
He's got some mad combat skills
Be careful with your socks around him
Master of powerslides, killer of pillows
H4IL TO TEH K1NG
Try to keep sharp objects away from her
Would do anything for his friend Hartrup
Rat gamer on a quest for cheese
*cock jokes not included
No way.
Probably this guy's
The man, the myth, the legend
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/195 points)
Start a new game
Beat Stage 1
Beat Stage 2
Beat Stage 3
Beat the Final Stage
Get 70,000 Points